ALOHA!
Welcome to our little corner of paradise! You too can discover that Maui No Ka Oi! Oh. . . . . you don't speak Hawaiian? Just to prove that we have the spirit of Aloha - that means: Maui Is The Best! Come take a little trip with us and you will agree! OK - imagine the warm sand between your toes, the intoxicating scent of Plumaria, the sound of the waves lapping at the shore and the soft Maui air carressing your skin. Got it? Ok - here we gooooooooooooooooo!
WHY YOU NEED TO GO TO MAUI
- YOU'RE EXHAUSTED!
- YOU CAN HEAR MACADAMIA PINEAPPLE PANCAKES CALLING TO YOU!
- LIFE REALLY IS A BEACH - AT LEAST FOR A WEEK!
- YOU HAVE A NEW BATHING SUIT YOU ARE DYING TO WEAR!
- YOU WANT TO GET AWAY & GAZE INTO THE EYES OF YOUR SWEETIE!
- YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT MAUI NO KA OI!
- YOU LONG FOR LAHAINA, LUNCH ON THE BEACH, A LEI AND A LOUNGE CHAIR!
- YOU LIVE FOR TRADE WINDS AND SWEET SCENTS!
- YOU CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ROAD TRIP!
- YOU'RE IN LOVE AND THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE TO CELEBRATE THAT FACT!
- YOU CAN'T WAIT TO STAY AT THE PINGREE/GRANGE CONDO!
- WEARING FLIP FLOPS IN THE SNOW IS JUST PLAIN IRRITATING!
- YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A WHALE BREACH!
TALK ABOUT SWEET. . . . . . .
OK. How DO pineapples grow??? Now there is a great triva question! Someone I know (who shall remain nameless), but is generally a VERY smart cookie, thought that pineapples grow under ground! Wow - imagine that person's amazement when they were shown that, they grow on a bush! It almost looks like the local grocer, just glued a picture perfect, ready-to-eat pineapple, right off the shelf, onto this pointy, sharp, yet unremarkable bush! WHO KNEW? I did - that's who!!
YOU THOUGHT MAUI WAS EXPENSIVE??
Obviously not!! They are giving away trucks! Seriously, air fare is down, and this beautiful home is rented to special people only at a very special price. The going rate is almost double what we charge!